Empty Chair Syndrome

I'm very happy the election is over. I get far too worked up over these things. Every four years I feel like I get sucked into a sucker's bet, because our ridiculous two-party system allows more of the illusion of a choice than a real one. It's a Hobson's choice for almost anyone involved, no matter where on the political spectrum you land.

Every year the gap between the actual choice and the media presentation of the choice gets more and more surreal, particularly since the combatants have abandoned an actual arena for their respective echo chambers. It's rare to see someone having an actual debate, and not slaying their straw men with hyperbolic swords.

It's truly bizarre to hear those on the far right call President Obama a socialist (among other things) when people on the far left are criticizing him for being too much of a corporate shill, citing G.E.'s sweetheart corporate tax break as a big example. Most of the people I know who voted for Obama, myself included, voted with reservations about Guantanamo Bay, about perceived capitulations when it comes to dealing with Congress. When I get emails from Republican relatives that scream out in all caps that Obama is worse than Hitler and Stalin combined, I want to sit down with them, wipe the foam off their mouths, and shock the hell out of them with my opinion.

Obama isn't enough of a socialist for my personal ideals. However, I did vote for him, because he and I are both pragmatist enough for my sense of reality. I know Obama isn't a socialist because I'm more socialist than he is, and I know I'm not a socialist because I know people who are fairly far to my left on the political spectrum. When people say Obama is a socialist, I want to hand them a dictionary. All governments outside of Anarchic systems involve some sort of collective payment for something, even if it's basic defense. Very few people are of the opinion that everyone should be paid exactly the same for all work and that the government should control everything and everyone, which is what I kept reading about in these emails from real people I know and care about who kept calling the President a socialist.

That was the empty chair, not the real guy. The real Obama, though flawed, connected with enough people and did enough of a good job to hold his office. Republicans have been confused and bewildered, and only a hand full of them get why. The ones who are clearly interpreting the problem have been attacked by their own, who want to stay in their echo chambers and complain that America is Over because their choice wasn't elected by the majority.

After the election, I watched the Republican party do their usual circular firing squad routine, read about the Libertarian who has decided to go nuclear and defriend any Obama leaners on Facebook, Romney whine and complain that Obama won the election by giving away free stuff and clueless jerks equate women's reproductive health rights to "baubles".

My husband I have been talking about what we think will happen to the Republican party. The party members who are actually embracing reality have realized that they need to change strategy. Romney lost the election with the same percentage of the white vote that George W. Bush "won" with. My husband thinks that Susana Martinez, the Republican Governor of New Mexico will be in the running. I think that would be a smart choice, but I don't think it's the choice they're going to make.

The reason I think that the Republicans won't be as smart as my husband is that their biggest problem is that they're still fighting with an empty chair, even though a real person won the election.

That's it.

When Clint Eastwood got up and did a kind of funny skit embodying the logical fallacy known as the "Straw Man" argument, where you boil down your opponent's argument to a more easily defeated position, I knew that Obama was going to win. I was very happy to have Nate Silver's 538 blog backing up that intuition, of course, and it's easy to say it now, but I wasn't in despair, and I wasn't surprised.

The Republicans completely forgot about the one thing they always brag about being good at- dealing with harsh realities. You can't be financially solvent spending money you wish you had, and you can't win elections fighting an opponent who doesn't actually exist.

Part of me is comfortable with the idea of Republicans continuing to battle an empty chair, because they will continue to get knocked out by reality, such as it is.

Another part of me would prefer to return to a time when I could be equally annoyed with both candidates, but not really worried about drastically different futures, and awkward family reunions.